If John lennon still alive .

i would like to meet him .

8 december 1980

(Karattha ramp worker)

Champion
Clambuster
Hide the sausage
Spanking the monkey
Turkey slap

Haha

happy birthday bonedick

I saw your sister in the cornerstone

On the phone to the middle man
When I saw that she was on her own
I thought she might understand
She was close, well you couldn't get much closer
She said I'm really not supposed to but yes,

You can call me anything you want

funny ?

(I saw this in facebook)

Mustaqim: Tomorrow Chealsea vs Man utd. Yeehaa. Go Chealsea! :D

Ilias: Fuck Chealsea ... Go Man Utd... Glory! Glory! Man Utd!

Mustaqim: Kau nak Fuck Chealsea? Oh shit sejak biler kau Gay doe?

And your past-times, consisted of the strange
And twisted and deranged
And I hate that little game you had called
Crying lightning

Uninviting
But not half as impossible as everyone assumes
You are crying lightning